Okay, I don't like Nickelback. So I'm a little biased on this one, but I found these quite amusing. Note: I did NOT WRITE THESE, but feel free to bash them in the comments =)
Nickelback
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So, this past weekend I went to NYC with my friends Marissa and Jess to walk/run the More/Fitness Half Marathon. And...it was intense.
Let's get this straight: I'm possibly the laziest person a...
Your fingers dig deep into my skin
cold and calloused, they didn’t seem apt for impalement before
but sticking from my sides are the words you leave me with
twisting my organs into ice as the sink ...
I don't know how I've never heard about Rita Levi Montalcini. I seriously wish she were my grandma or at least a great aunt.
Rita, a Nobel Prize-winning scientist for discovering mechanisms that reg...
I don't want to be a hater. I also don't want to give off the impression that I specifically hate Miley Cyrus, because in reality I don't hate Miley Cyrus. I don't know Miley, and besides her proclivi...
Urban Dictionary Says:
"Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris for...
http://midwestteensexshow.com/
I love this website. Funny...and informative.
Usually when adults try to reach out to us it's ridiculously ineffective and funny for a different reason but this one is...
I love Diablo Cody. Everyone has an opinion on Juno- considering the whole teen pregnancy thing. I've heard everything from how implausible it is for a teenager in Juno's situation to be that smart (b...
The best of George W. Bush
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"You work three jobs?...Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." - to a ...
The best of George W. Bush
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"You work three jobs?...Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." - to a ...
These are some of my favorite idiotic celebrity quotes of all time. They're not recent but every time I read them I feel better about myself. Enjoy.
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Cana...