He Was Actually Our President…

The best of George W. Bush

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"You work three jobs?...Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." - to a divorced mother of three

"They misunderestimated me."

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

(To a Tennessee audience) "There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again."