Oldies But Goodies

These are some of my favorite idiotic celebrity quotes of all time. They're not recent but every time I read them I feel better about myself. Enjoy.

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

Sadly, because it's Britney Spears, this doesn't surprise me at all.

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears

What is it with Britney and geography? Don't tell me the Disney Corporation denied those mouseketeers that dandy on-set tutoring...

"It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something."-Brooke Shields on why she liked living in a co-ed dorm in college.

Anyone else surprised she got into college? Btw when I talk about why you shouldn't say stupid ass things to look cute, this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Dumbass.

"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off.' Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid." - Paris Hilton

Are you sure?

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm glad you're the authority.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

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