Chuck Norris
"Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus. Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder. There is no Control button on Chuck Noriss' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invented the question mark. Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds. Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb."
I have never seen a movie starring Chuck Norris. That's not even the point
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