Top 10 Reasons Why High School Pisses Me Off

1. Girls Who Think Every Guy Is In Love With Her I hate the girls who think that all the guys are after them because they're just SO hot...NO it's because you make it clear you're open for business. If you're easy guys don't give a shit if you're gorgeous, you just have to NOT be repulsive.

2. Teachers who make me feel like shit in class. If I don't know the answer it's not because I'm a moron, and if I'm not listening it's because I was up late trying to finish your stupid assignment. Plus, if some teacher randomly calls on me I immediately forget the answer even if I knew it. I have this old British teacher who does this and he scares the crap out of me.

3. Idiotic Seniors You made it through three years of high school so far. Congratu-fricken-lations. You're not the first people to have accomplished this so get off your high horse. Nothing makes you special, and you look like crap in those pictures on Facebook where you're so drunk you don't even know which way to hold the camera.

4. School Lunches Self. Explanatory.

5. School Meeting / Assembly At my school its seizure inducing. They try to get these speakers to come and open our miniscule teenage brains, which can't comprehend the world without some middle-aged, sweating Robotics professor to explain to us the intricacies of how Robots will one day conquer the world. OHkay.

6. Dress Codes You are so lucky if you don't have one. We can basically wear khaki pants and polos and my reflection during the school day continues to disgust me.

7. "Be Yourself!" They don't mean it. We don't know what it means.

8. School Spirit I know I'm starting to sound like Scrooge, but for reals? Living in Ohio, we play teams that are, no lie, up to two or three hours away and I'm not about to drive out there on a Monday to watch us lose. It's kind of entertaining though-I go to this "smart" school where all of these kids get perfect scores on the ACTs, and to see them attempt to punt a football is kind of priceless.

9. 5 Day Weeks I propose 4 day weeks and 3 day weekends. It saves gas AND our sanity.

10. Standardized Tests Kill me now. After a while my eyes start to blur and the multiple choices start to talk to me.